By You | 2/20/15 4:04am

’17: “Why is line for safe ride so much longer than line for pong?”

Psychology Prof: “Oh well, guess I need to update my drug paraphernalia pictures.”

’16: “Sometimes when I’m in the library for too long I lose the ability to process words.”

’17: “Hold on, I need to get back to reading about fisting.”

’16: “I should start a blog and write about really white girl things.”