By You | 1/23/15 2:59am

’17: “I just need to look sexy conservative before I go out, you know?”

Geography Prof (in Fairchild): “Famous last words, but that fire alarm is definitely over in Burke.”

'18 #1: “This FoCo burrito tastes just like Chipotle!”’18 #2: “You’ve clearly never been to Chipotle.”

’15: “What’s the opposite of a capital letter?”

17: "He had a KAF face, but a novak body."