The Deregtory
Stephanie Han / The Dartmouth Senior Staff
Hello everybody and thanks for joining me for the penultimate installment of The Deregtory. This week we played Brown and came up just short in an exciting back-and-forth game. We trailed 17-7 at halftime, then scored 21 straight points to take a 28-17 lead before eventually falling 35-28. RB Nick Schwieger ’12 had three touchdowns (two rushing, one throwing) and surpassed the 1,000 yard mark for the season. Shawn Abuhoff ’12 was responsible for the other score, returning a punt 82 yards for a touchdown in the third quarter. Both Nick and Shawn have been visiting the crib with regularity this year and their performances were not surprising. On the defensive side of the ball, DE Charles Bay ’11 has been playing very well lately and had one sack to go along with a number of other big hits. The game was close until the end but unfortunately we couldn’t finish it and dropped to 5-4 on the season.
Because it was our last home game of the year, Saturday was Senior Day. The game was also nationally televised, which was a great opportunity for a backup to get some exposure. Big time players make big time plays in big time games, and I stepped up and had the best performance of my college career. I did some pushups in the locker room before the game to get the blood flowing (fortunately the warm weather allowed me to wear short sleeves and showcase my muscular firepower) and immediately located the camera crews when we got on the field. By my count I got on TV no less than three times, including a big time action shot as we were running onto the field to start the second half.
Another senior, Tyler Green ’11 was chosen to carry the big “D” flag and lead the team out onto the field before the game. You may recall that this was an honor bestowed upon me two weeks ago, and on Friday night Tyler asked me for advice. We talked about flag holding techniques (much trickier than you’d think) as well as the pressure of living up to the high standard set by his predecessors (my performance was legitimately inspiring). He seemed to gain confidence as the conversation went on, and by Saturday morning Tyler was clearly ready to rock.
About two minutes before we took the field, College President Jim Yong Kim came in to give us a pump-up speech. As he was wrapping it up, he recalled: “Our last big home win was against Holy Cross, and I carried the flag out before that game…so I’m carrying it out again today!” His proclamation was greeted with cheers from most of the team, but there were two notable exceptions – Tyler looked like an eight-year-old who just caught his mom stuffing “Santa” presents underneath the Christmas tree, and I couldn’t cheer because I was too busy trying not to laugh. I have to give President Kim the benefit of the doubt not only because we have a lot in common (we are both influential figures on campus, have spent hundreds of late nights on frat row (he technically lives there), and have personal experience with Tuberculosis), but also because he reads the blog and says “The Deregtory!!!” whenever he sees me at practice. He clearly didn’t know that it was supposed to be Tyler’s job, and just got caught up in the excitement. That being said, President Kim, Tyler has been a little down since the game, and an apology note or holiday gift might go a long way in cheering him up again.
Last week I mentioned that two of our players, Tanner Scott ’11 and Lane Shipley ’11, were recognized as “Academic All-District” performers by ESPN. Since that time it has been brought to my attention that a third deserving player on our team was snubbed. Now I know what most of you are probably thinking, “But Kevin, you don’t qualify for the award because you haven’t played in enough of your team’s games!” Rest assured I am aware that ESPN values actually being good at football and doesn’t consider candid TV appearances and hilarious blog writing to be official criteria. That third player is actually Luke Hussey ’11, who is our seventh leading tackler as well as an engineering major with an impressively high GPA. He is clearly one of the nerdiest athletes in the “district” and I think it is inexcusable that he was overlooked by ESPN.
We are now entering the last week of our season, and we finish the year at Princeton on Saturday. A victory would mean Dartmouth football’s first winning season since 1997. That is the year that Mother Teresa, Chris Farley and the Notorious B.I.G. died, three people who I respect very much, and a win on Saturday will ensure that I am inextricably linked to them for the rest of history. It is therefore a very important game not only for us as a team, but for me personally. Next week will also be my final blog post, which technically makes it the “ultimate” Deregtory, which definitely means you should check it out…I have some crazy ideas. Anyway, thanks for reading and I will (hopefully) see you back here next week after a big win!