'14 Girl: Should I make Heorot pay for my "Keeping Up with the Kardashians" on-demand subscription?
'13 Guy: This is just between you and me. But I also tweeted about it.
'14 Girl: I want to have friends who are pretty, but I want them to be a little less pretty than me.
'15 Guy: I'm going to win sundress day.
'16 Boy: Guys, remember that sober dance party before Trips? I hooked up with like five people!
