Two '15 Guys in KAF: Frat dues ... wait, they are part of tuition, right?
'13 Psi U: Hey, do you wanna play pong upstairs with my puppy while checking blitz?
'13 Guy: Wow, I smell more masculine now after having put on this Kappa shirt.
'13 Girl: And then she confused necropheliacs with narcolespy.
'16 in PHIL 1: Wow, Socrates was like ... such a hipster.
'13 Tri-Delt: I just wanna go home I mean Psi U.
