'13 Guy about his fraternity brother: Honestly, that guy belongs in Slytherin.
'16 Guy: I'm really torn between rushing Zete and Heorot.
'13 Girl 1: Is there, like, a film Google?'13 Girl 2: YouTube.
'15 Guy 1: She's just so emotionally insecure right now, though.'15 Guy 2: I know! I wish rush happened more often.
'13 Guy: You know what I wish I was a part of? The hook-up culture.
'13 Girl at rush: Hey, what's your name?'15 Girl: I'm pre-med.
'13 Guy: Girls that just got sorority bids are like living, breathing Overheards.
'15 Girl: Do you need a passport to go to Hawaii?
