'14 Girl: I like garlic and onions and bleu cheese. Maybe that's why there are no boys in my life.
'14 Guy 1: I black out every time I drink now. It sucks.'14 Guy 2: I just like to think of it as teleporting.
'14 Guy: I wanna ask her to semi, but I have to run into her first.'14 Guy 2: Dude, just blackout hook up with her and then ask her in the morning.
'14 Guy: Cuddling, on a list of things I would like to do, ranks somewhere between having diarrhea and eating a salad.
'14 Girl: I'm not high... Oww, my brain bounces when I walk.
'14 Girl: He is DINGED from my vagina!
'14 Guy: Astro has just turned into... Disastro.
'14 Girl at Barbecue: This burger is more satisfying than most of the men at Dartmouth.
'14 Guy: Are you allowed to give blood if you're hungover?
