'13 Girl entering Late Night Collis: I can't enter this place without my entire body crying out for mozz sticks.
'12 Girl not taking classes: I want to nap now, but then I won't be tired enough to nap later.
'13 Girl: His Pick-up line was, "I have a memory foam mattress." It was worth it.
'14 KDE: I just want him to see me as more than just a Derby invite.
'12 Ski Patroller: I made out in Collis Cafe once. And by made out I mean wore no pants.
'13 Girl: Oh I'm sorry, I didn't realize hooking up with you meant that we couldn't talk in public.
'12 Guy: Listening to Billy Joel makes me feel connected to the middle class.
'15 Guy: I came to the realization yesterday that my Neopet is dead.



