'13 Sigma Delt: I'm the boredest cat right now.'12 Sigma Delt: You keep referring to yourself as a cat. You are not a cat!
Girl to Friend: Don't take offense to this, but I didn't recognize you because of how pretty you looked.
Kappa '12: How many K's are in Kappa?Kappa '13: Like "KKG?"Kappa '12: No, like "Kappa."
'12 Girl 1: If you are not living, then you are dead.'12 Girl 2: #Socrates.
Guy: One percent of this campus has 99 percent of the facetime!
Collis manager: Is this elephant in any way secured?
'11 Guy: I thought we decided that you should take that as a compliment.'11 Girl: Did we? In that case, I hope to be bled on plenty in the future.
