'13 Guy in the Libs: That's the most proletariat thing I've ever heard.
'15 Guy 1: I'm really white. And I don't think there are any clubs for that.'15 Guy 2: They're called frats.
'15 Girl: I try to limit my shmobs to 8 ... It was originally 6, but that was a little too unrealistic.
'12 Zete: Yeahhh '15s! Yeahhhh!'15 Guy: ...yes?
'12 Girl: Straight Derpin'!'13 Guy: ... No one says that.
'15 Girl in Chi Gam bathroom: OMG this is where I was Good Sammed!
'12 AD in '53 commons:I miss the runway. It's what I had going for me.
'14 Guy: I would have a really beautiful vagina, wouldn't I?
'13 Sig Ep: Whenever I get naked at meetings, people pee on me.
