'12 guy: Brooklyn is up-and-coming ... kind of like BG.
'11 Panarchist: Wait .... I think my mother just de-mothered me on facebook.
Prospie at Dimensions Panhell event: So, I know Greek stereotypes consume a lot of campuses. Is it like that here? '12 Kappa: If Greek stereotypes were true, I wouldn't be eating this pie. Or anything else.
'14 Guy in Foco: Dude, like everything's made in China.'14 Asian Guy in Foco: Yeah ... tell me about it. My sister's made in China.
prospie guy: i heard you were the hottest '14 on campus.'14 girl: no.
'12 Guy: When you told me to go buy condoms out of the vending machine, my first thought wasn't whether or not we should be having sex, but that I'm at negative $99 Dash.
'12 Phi Delt: If anyone asks, you were drinking at Chi Gam.
