Others may have seen this coming: APRIL FOOLS. (The rest of you are slow.)
Don't worry, The Mirror will remain the primordial spark of intellectual debate on campus (White Party or Highlighter OMGZ?!) and this week's theme is no different. What's up with the librarians who work the 12 to 2 a.m. shift? (Aren't their cats lonely?!) And what about blitzing "Quasimodo"? (True story: He will play your favorite song on the Baker bells.)
With two editors this term (hi Erin!), we at The Mirror have set out to ask the hard questions. Why is Jewel of India NEVER delivering? What are the '15s really like? Why is Keystone Dartmouth's beer of choice?
Read on. Be enlightened and maybe fooled.
