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December 18, 2025 | Latest Issue
The Dartmouth

Overheards

'13 Tri-Kap: Yeah I was premed too, until my freshman fall.

'11 Kappa 1: Mark Sanchez is a third generation Mexican-American.'11 Kappa 2: Well I'm a 15th generation WASP.

'12 Tri Delt: I'm a cheap date, but I think I'm going to be an expensive wife.

'14 guy: Is Sig Nu a sorority?'12 guy: I'm sending that in to Overheards.'14 guy: What is Overheards?

'12 girl: I've pregamed bed twice this week.

'11 KDE: I just drank beer and I feel much better. I had been feeling sick all day.

'11 Kappa: My iPhone autocorrects GDX to TDX.

'12 Girl: I think my moral compass is just not that sound.

'11 Sigma Delt: I mean if I straddle her, what can she do about it?

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