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The Dartmouth
May 9, 2024 | Latest Issue
The Dartmouth

Editor's Note

SASHA DUDDING/The Dartmouth Staff
SASHA DUDDING/The Dartmouth Staff

-o this issue of The Mirror is going to challenge your most basic assumptions about the world, make you think deep thoughts and oh, who am I kidding? It's 80 degrees outside today and who can concentrate with all this sun all over the place. I never could figure out how kids in California ever study. Anyway, we're definitely not going to be talking about the meaning of life here or any of Dartmouth students' greatest accomplishments. How about some of our worst? Let's just compromise on funniest. That's right, formals; when we dress up real nice and then somehow turn into children.Spring formals are always the craziest too I guess it makes sense when you've got a chance to run around outside somewhere pretty with someone you think is pretty.And I admit this issue may be a little girly, or insanely so or something. Sorry guys I've got nothing.My final thought for formals: even if you think otherwise, alcohol is not time-released. Don't frontload dudes.