'13 Guy: You can't sexile people from third floor Berry.
At Pharoah's Ball:'11 guy: do you ladies want a drink?'12 girl: could i have a coke?'11 guy: well, i was thinking something a little harder...'12 girl: diet coke?
'11 Kappa: He was talking about bin Laden like they were best friends.
AZD 1: How would you feel about jello wrestling SAE for joint meetings?AZD 2: I mean, it would be much easier than wrestling Sigma Delt...
'11 Girl: Animal rights are like, my biggest pet peeve.
'12 Sigma Delt: If I wanted to go to SigEp I'd just go to Collis. It's a lot closer.
'11 Girl: It was so easy, it was like shooting fish in a barrel. Or taking candy from a baby. Or shooting candied babies in a barrel.
'11 Girl in Collis: I asked him what he was doing today, and he told me, like, his entire schedule. And I'm like I didn't ask you because I cared, I asked because I want to have sex with you.
