'11 Sigma Delt: We should block rush 10X.
'13 Girl: Who is Danny Tanner?'12 Chi Gam: You mean Eric Tanner? Danny Taner is from Full House. '13 Girl: Ah, I just thought it was another "Bob Saget" joke.
'12 Girl: I don't know who to vote for...do you know anything about Riteen Candidat? '12 Girl: ...That says write-in candidate.
'11 Tridelt: If we don't get a lesbian during rush this year I will cry.
'11 Girl: Can I have a large diet coke? With, like, three ice cubes? Wait, stop. That's like eight. I count, like, eight ice cubes.
'13 Guy: I just got a blitz! I'm so popular. '13 Girl: From who?'13 Guy: Rocky VoxMasters.
Prof taking attendance: Does anyone know where she is? Is anyone friends with her outside of class? Student: She's a '13. Prof: So? She's a beautiful girl with a sparkling personality. You should stalk her.
