'11 Boy checking out at Collis: How are you doing today?
Employee at register: It's Monday. That's what I'm worried about. That and the fate of the College.
'10 Girl, coming out of TDX bathroom on Saturday night: YES!!! I'm not pregnant!
'11 KDE: I need to find an easy 12. How do I find an easy 12?
'11 Tri-Delt 1: Seriously, there are no easy '12s except for ['12 guy].
'11 Tri-Delt 2: She was talking about classes.
'12 Girl 1: I just want to get to know a guy really well for like two months, and then hook up.
'12 Girl 2: That's good. I mean, that's how it happens in real life.
'12 Girl 3: Wait, no it isn't!
'12 Girl 2: Well, that's how it happens in high school.
'12 1: I'll bet Dragon has a heavy presence at BG.
'12 2: Like, you mean, Puff the Magic Dragon, or the senior society?
'11 Beta: We should play a drinking game, but with cookies ... how about Edward COOKIE hands?!
Rugby Girl: I feel like a Facebook friend request is better than a morning-after blitz.
S&S officer walking out of Tabard Lingerie Show: Phew! I don't even wanna know what that was.
'11 Girl: I just miserably failed my econ midterm.
'10 Guy: May your failure be more resounding than the person who sewed Janet Jackson's boob cup on her outfit at the half-time show.
'11 AD: She has a weird smell about her, I can tell our pheremones wouldn't click.
'09 Tri-Delt: I think the blood donation during Winter Carnival is hilarious and such a good idea! You could get so much more drunk if you just lost tons of blood!
'11 Guy looking at his DDS food: I deserve better than this.
