Editors' Note

It's week three, and we are still continuing to find so much in common. We are proud, yet slightly disappointed at the same time, to say we have never been Good Sammed or had a run-in with S&S or H-Po. It's an interesting phenomenon. On the one hand, it's nice to know that we've made it through almost three-fourths of our Dartmouth careers, including the shitshow that was sophomore summer, without a single mark against us. Yet, we can't help but feel like we are missing out on that necessary walk of shame from Dick's House. Nevertheless, there are enough of you out there making up for our lameness. Read on to hear how the rest of campus has more street cred than we do...