'08 Kappa: The work is for my black feminism class.
'08 Psi U: Thats crazy. Can I take a white masculinity class?
'08 Kappa: It's called econ 1.
'08 Kappa in the SAE basement: I may or may not be wasted, but I can still pick up on brand names.
'10 guy: Most guys are into swords and stuff.
'10 girl: Really?
'10 guy: Yeah, in high school I used to walk around with my friends with lightsabers when Episode 3 came out.
'10 girl: Oh, cool.
'10 girl: But don't get the wrong impression of me. I'm not, like, a ticking time bomb or anything.
'10 girl: No, I didn't....
'10 guy (interrupting): Because I'm not. I'm not at all.
'10 Girl: I think frat row looks pretty in the morning.
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