"I smile at her and she never seems to want to return ... My warmth."
- '07 in sorority delibs
"She's the kind of person where you'd think she's from New Jersey, but she's not."
- '07 girl
"OMG, that's the hot boy I like! We made soooo much eye contact at Yom Kippur."
- '09 girl
"Yeah, there were an odd number of girls and guys, so one of the girls had to share a hotel room with ... siggy."
- '08 girl on the Stretch
(Walking in the middle of the green)
'10 girl: Sh*t, do you know what time it is?
'07 girl: Are you kidding? We're walking TOWARDS Baker Tower.
'10 girl: Oh my God! I never noticed that before! You can see that clock from like everywhere!
'07 girl: (speechless)
'10 girl: Sweet! It's just like Big Ben!
On the Stretch...
Dartmouth professor to '09 Stretchee: "Pledge, did I tell you to speak?"
