"I've figured out the secret to AD. Wear a low-cut top and get really drunk."
- Girl, AD, Friday Night
'07 female, reading: "The only time I was in Canada, I was in u-TE-ro?"
'06 female, correcting: "No, 'in utero.'"
'07 female: "Sorry, I'm not familiar with Canada."
"Dude, she is 13 years old, that so does not work."
- Guy, Thayer lobby
"How many cents does it take to mail a letter to California?"
- '07 Girl, Mass Blitz
"Read this Blitz...this idiot lost his car, how does someone lose their car? Ooh but he's offering a redbull..."
- Girl, Library
Prospie Girl: "Is Dartmouth, like, an all-girls' school?"
Host: "What? No!"
Prospie Girl: "Phew, okay, just checking."
Girl 1: "I'm looking to be as overexposed as possible."
Girl 2: "Oh really?"
Girl 1: "Yeah. This is why I sit in my bed watching the Price is Right all day long. Because I want to be as social and loved as possible."
Girl 2: "Wait, I don't understand ... are you joking?"
-Topside
