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The Dartmouth
May 20, 2024 | Latest Issue
The Dartmouth

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I l-o-v-e people watching; if they had support groups for addicts, I would have to join.

My favorite perch for watching the comings and goings of campus is on second-floor Robo. From such a vantage point, I can see the entire expanse of the Green. As any Dartmouth student knows, the Green is where stuff happens at Dartmouth -- at least between classes.

My obsession has taught me a few things about how to traverse Dartmouth's run-way, of sorts, with out too much embarrassment:

  1. NEVER run with a backpack. Being late for Chem 5 is better than committing such a social faux paux.

  2. The Green is not the place to learn how to play a sport. Never thrown a frisbee? Don't start learning in such a highly visible locale. Also, leave the running around without a shirt on to the athletes.

  3. PDA should be reserved for frats.

Hi, boy in pale blue North Face, I've seen you three times today.

I should get a life.