Well, spring is in the air, and as the flowers blossom and hemlines rise, it seems from this week's quotes that the birds and the bees are also back to their old tricks. In preparation for this pheromone explosion, grab your copies of "He's Just Not That Into You," "The Player's Manual" and the most extensive anatomy textbook you can lay your hands on. Looks like you are gonna need 'em, folks.
Guy 1: "What we are looking for in the fully-formed female genitalia is to be able to see both the clitoral node and the opening of the vagina itself."
Guy 2: Inaudible question
Guy 1: "No, there is hair there. That's the labia [thinks for a second] majora, yes, labia majora."
- Novack, 4 a.m., Winter term finals.
"We had sex, which was fine, but we kind of skipped the kissing part."
-- Girl waiting in line at the Hop.
Girl 1 - "I mean we all have hook-ups with unattractive guys ... bad hook-ups happen."
Girl 2 - "Bad hook-ups are kind of like philanthropy."
- '09 girls in Homeplate.
"I'd rather have people think I have a rare disease than think I have bad taste in makeup."
- '06 girl in Collis Cafe.
Girl: "I wonder how exactly they even go about harvesting eggs -- I mean which place do they get them from?"
Guy: "Yeah, it seems tricky, because its not like they're excreted or anything."
Girl : "Actually, that's exactly what happens ..."
- '06s, Molly's Restaurant.
