"Dude, how frustrating was 'Grey's Anatomy' last night?"
"Yeah man, but did you see the scenes from next week? Damn."
-Two baseball players, 10-hour, Monday after the Superbowl.
"Oh, they're giving us Friday off for Carnival? I didn't know Dartmouth was a Catholic school."
"Yeah."
- Two '09s, Baker-Berry Library.
"My snot has been coming out brown, I feel like I sniffed too much hay during dancing at Heorot ... or that's the only explanation I can come up with."
- '06 girl, Carnival Sunday.
Band member: "Hey, we're rolling, you wanna roll?"
'06 girl: "Dude, I would have to have f-ing lobotomy to do ectasy with you right now."
AD Party, Carnival Saturday.
"Did you see that girl dressed as a sexy pig at Heorot?"
"Uh, nothing like a sexy farm animal...."
- Two guys, East Wheelock St.
"I think there should be a name for flirting on Blitz -- Flitzing!"
"Or Blirting, which sounds more like what I actually do."
- '06 girls, Collis Cafe.
"Shhh! I think I hear the fountain trying to come on! Wait, are you peeing into the Bellagio fountain?"
- '06 guy, Las Vegas Strip, 2 a.m. Monday morning.
"Our grandson's looking for a virgin, and after seeing the Katie Couric special on 'Hooking Up,' we told him, 'Son, you're in college, that just isn't going to happen,' and he actually broke down and cried."
- Elderly woman, Molly's Restaurant
