Freshman Fifteen Fears
I feel as if I am less worthy a human being than those with whom my articles have graced the pages of America's Oldest College Newspaper. Why? Well, the thing is, I don't have much to say that is of significance. I don't have any issues on which I'd like to expound -- no social commentary that will render you, the reader, more literate, more aware of what's going on in the world around us. Neither do I have anything to say about the Student Life Initiative. I mean, except that I think it sucks. And that the only problem we have with underage drinking is the fact that we, as a nation, create an atmosphere that compels the youth to cower in dark and smelly living spaces to drink (namely, frat basements -- an atmosphere that potentially leads to bingeing.)