Overheards
’18 #1 in Astro: “You look like you’re about to boot.”
’18 #2: “Yeah but I took a Sudafed.”
DDS worker #1: “Why don’t you change your name to Samuel, I’ll change mine to Jackson, and then we’ll be Samuel Jackson!”
DDS worker #2: “You should change yours to Jack-Off, then at least it’ll be accurate.”
’18: “Why would you work on a Sunday night when you could provide the rugby team with Facetime?”
’18: “My mom went to Harvard, so, you know...”
’18: “I’m obviously not twenty-one, but I’m also obviously not a cop.”
’16: “I’m not the hip one.”
’18: “BUT YOU HAVE A NOSE RING!”
’18: “I like mine wonky.”