Texts From Last Night: Winter Carnival Edition

By May Mansour, The Dartmouth Staff | 2/9/15 6:57am

It must be true love.

(802): 53% I will hook up tonight
(802): I love Friendsy

Happens to the best of us.

(925): Have you confirmed that you def are going through BASICS?

This is what friends are for.

(405): How do you spell heroet?
(619): Heoret
(602): Hairit
(619): Wait actually idk
(619): heorot
(405): or hoeret
(918): Wikipedia said it's Heorot
(405): I figured it out. Its hoerot according to GLOS
(602): uh oh

And you thought Homecoming was bad...

(914): he’s doing the Dartmouth 7, but in other people’s beds instead of the normal ones.

When your younger sister is actually cooler than you.

(910): My 10 yr old sister made a secret twitter account and her only tweet says “#swag it”

The best thing since sliced bread.

(207): WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE. A REAL-LIFE SCREENSHOT.

The Dartmouth Web Staff contributed reporting.

 


May Mansour, The Dartmouth Staff