'14 Girl: Is there a Lower Valley?
'15 Girl: I just ate 76 mozz sticks. Happy Easter!
CS Prof: You are spending $60,000 a year to be online shopping in class. Are you out of your f—ing mind?
'15 Girl: It’s nice seeing you in the real world. I feel like I only ever see you in your bed.
'14 Guy: The hookup culture at Dartmouth is founded on strategic ambiguity.
Prospie: Is this the Green?
