'15 Guy: I think Jules Verne has written about bodies of water shallower than some puddles on campus.
'15 Girl: I think I should be able to get P.E. credit for this even though it requires absolutely zero physical activity.
'17 Girl: Non-Western? Oh, you mean NW doesn't stand for Northwestern culture?
Psychology Professor: If you want me to play Scrabble, I have to be wasted.
'16 Girl: In an ideal world, Novack would exclusively sell margaritas.
'15 Girl: If I were a stripper, this is the song I would strip to.
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