HELL WEEK
SUN GOD RETURNS: Why is he still here? The world may never know.
GETTING TAPPED: Even if you didn't get that incredibly trolly blitz from the Sphinx, we're sure you've heard rumors about cryptic blitzes and the magic of secret societies.
SUPER BOWL SUNDAY: Whether you're rooting for the Broncos or the Seahawks or just in it for Bruno Mars and the commercials, celebrating America's favorite holiday is a must this weekend.
DINESH D'SOUZA: In case you case you missed it: this former Review editor-in-chief, who conveniently just visited the College, pleaded not guilty to charges of campaign finance fraud last week. Typical.
SPECIAL OLYMPICS: Over 150 Dartmouth students volunteered at this daylong competition at the Skiway.
BIEBER'S ARREST
