'10 Heorot from Long Island: I wish life was like The Sims, and every person from Long Island had a big green diamond floating over their head.
'10 Girl: You know you've hit a low point when the highlight of the week is General Tso's chicken night.
'12 Girl 1: I don't want to change out of my dress. I feel so pretty!'12 Girl 2: Me too. Want to go to The Hop and be seen?
'10 Psi U: You know what's a huge ego boost? Playing darts from four feet away.
'12 girl 1: Rush is exhausting.'12 girl 2: You think you're exhausted? At least you're a nice person. I have to make such an effort to be nice.
'10 Guy: Did you hear the news? Obama won the Nobel Peace Prize!'13 Girl: What's the Nobel Peace Prize?
'10 Guy: Dude, can i get some blanket?Girl: We just had sex. Don't call me "dude."
'13 Guy 1: Do you think if i tell her i got a 2390 on my SATs it'll help me get in her pants?'13 guy 2: I don't know man, i think since everyone is smart, that shit doesn't work here.
