'10 Theta Delt: I was in Collis, and some girls started crying and stuff. Dude, girls are going to be so horny because Barack won.
'10 Panarchist [watching Election Day coverage]: I don't want to remember who won tomorrow morning!
'09 TriKap: Hoorah! Now both of my presidents are Black!
'12 Guy: I just missed history for sex?!?
'12 Girl [lying]: Yeah! Yeah! Bob Barr won Virginia!
'12 Guy: Noooooooooo.
Random Girl [on Election Night]: Isn't this the happiest night of your life?!
SD Pledge 1: No, the happiest night of my life will be when I give birth to my child.
SD Pledge 2: No, that won't happen because you're a lesbian now!
'10 KDE: Yes, Mom, I'm drunk. Yes, I'll be safe. Yes, I know it's a Tuesday night.
Chanting Crowd: Obama! Obama! Obama!
Girl [to friend]: Oh my god, is Obama, like, speaking here?
'12 Girl [swooning on the Green]: Oh my god, so you, like, met Obama?
Upperclassman boy: Yeah, only, like, four of five times though.
'12 Girl: That's so amazing! Ohmigod!
Upperclassman boy: Yeah, right? So want to finish watching the returns in my room?
'12 Guy: Have you ever heard of fantasy Congress? No, seriously I have a team.
