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December 14, 2025 | Latest Issue
The Dartmouth

Overheard

'11 Girl 1: Are you going out tonight?

'11 Girl 2: I don't even want to go out. I just want to go somewhere and be cute.

'11 Girl 1: Your room has a strange cheesy smell to it.

'11 Girl 2: Good. That means they're coming.

'11 Girl [in Thayer]: What? Don't do laundry. It's finals period.

Student [to friends]: Kathleen's coming, everyone get your condoms on.

'11 Girl: But I thought fierce was a word that all gay people said.

'08 Psi U: I might have to drop dance! It's gotten really hard. I can't make a six minute dance that's an expression of myself!

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