Sorority girl 1 at delibs: Oh, I love that girl.
Sorority girl 2: Oh, me too, [retracted] passed her off to me and she was great, I'm in love.
Sorority girl 3: Say something about her personality.
Everyone: Silence.
'08 BG: How do you take a book out of the library? I've never taken a book out of the library before.
Huge group of '11 girls, one on a cell phone trying to get directions from a friend, finally turns around and yells to the 'shmob: Does anyone know where Chi Gam is??
'10 guy: Yeah so ... I was going to get a game of phi die [Phi Delt's dice game] in, but there was this guy there who kept threatening to stab people. He wouldn't stop, and that really wasn't my kind of scene, so I just left.
'11 girl, Saturday night at AD: Oh no! S & S is here, they might get me, what should I do?
AD brother: It's okay, come up to my room, where it's safe.
'09 girl: The moustaches are coming in ... Watch out.
Dartmouth students say stupid things. Overhear something great? Blitz "TheD."
