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The Dartmouth
May 6, 2024 | Latest Issue
The Dartmouth

Overheard

'09 Guy 1: What do you look for in a girl?

'09 Guy 2: You know, it really is the little things, the way a girl twirls her hair with her finger or bats

her.

eyelashes.

'09 Guy 1: That's really sweet, the little things.

'09 Guy 2: Yeah, and like if she has big tits.

'09 Girl: I'm dressed as a slut.

'08 Sigma Delt: I am a slut...

Visiting '08 Girl: Self-call.

'09 girl 1: Is that the Bostonian?

'09 girl 2: Yeah, I love this sandwich. It's like the gift that keeps on giving.

'09 girl 1: Isn't that STDs?

'09 Kappa 1: I mean I would never marry a guy for money...but the guy I marry is gonna have money....

That makes sense right?

'09 Kappa: Totally.

'09 Kappa: My big sis in Kappa told me hockey players are the best rebound boys because they are really

easy. They're also stupid and nice to look at.