Dartmouth camper girl #1 to #2: So... do you ride horses?
'09 unaffiliated girl: Do you think my butt looks big in these pants?
'09 Tri Delt: I think big butts are a good thing. Tri-Kaps like big butts.
'09 guy: Weird, she's dating a freshman?
'09 girl: Yeah, but it's okay because he's on the lacrosse team.
Professor: In order to join the Communist party in China, local party members have to write in letters of recommendation for you
'09 Tri Delt: It's like a country club.
