1.Screw your grades, screw your GPA, and then screw each other. Make completing the Dartmouth Seven a top priority. There is more than one way to be rewarded for your merits.
2.Turn off the air conditioning and take a fashion note from Adam and Eve -- before they got kicked out of the Garden.
3.Donate your fan to the Iraqi kids. They'll love it.
4.Forget Astro 3 and learn the real meaning of the full moon by showing it to some tour groups.
5.Check out some campers and then check into prison.
