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The Dartmouth
May 4, 2024 | Latest Issue
The Dartmouth

Overheard

"This is going to be the best birthday party ever!"

  • Boy in Novack putting candles on a Lou's cake

Girl A: Do you think we can just walk into any frat?

Girl B: I don't know, don't we look like we go here though?

Girl A: I don't even know if I want to go. I hear they serve you beer naked sometimes.

  • Two female campers in the library.

'08 Kappa 1: "Yah! I'm totally obsessed with condiments now too. They're practically the best thing going. Standing near this table full of them is making me soooo hungry.

'08 Kappa 2: "I know. I totally love mustard! I put it on everything now"

'08 Kappa 1: "Ohhhh mustard! I just can not get enough"

"I . KNOW . I totally loooooove mustard! I put it on everything now" (continues to name everything she puts it on)...

-"Ohhhh mustard! I just can not get enough