I popped my Don Pepe's frozen pizza pocket in my toaster oven and read the directions on the back: Remove plastic wrapper and place pocket inside oven. Heat on 350 for five minutes. Turn over and heat opposite side for two to three minutes or until brown and crispy. I did as instructed and sat back while my snack warmed up. And then a question dawned on me: How many pizza pockets do I know here at Dartmouth?