The Drunkest Girls at the Party
(02/05/10 4:00am)
As we sat innocently at 6:30 p.m. on Friday eating our pesto pasta special from FoCo (RAGE, we know), we didn't expect anyone to take offense that we were being the drunkest girls in the place (although we were, in fact, sober). "PING...PING," both of our crackberries (yeah, so obnoxious) simultaneously begin to seize on the table. Yes, a blitz! As we scroll up and open what we presume will be an autoreply about Haiti, we find instead a screen shot from a self-proclaimed Bored@Baker aficionado.