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(05/15/01 9:00am)
Like most people, I'm sure I've spent many a day feeling like the world's biggest idiot. Consistently falling down, saying dumb things and embarrassing myself, I'd actually say I'm one of the world's biggest idiots. And for a long time, I didn't think anyone at Dartmouth could rival my stupidity.
(05/14/01 9:00am)
To the Editor:
(05/01/01 9:00am)
Kramer knows what's up. He's always been a few steps ahead of the rest of us. And if he were a part of Dartmouth present rather than "Seinfeld" past, he'd definitely whip us into shape, just as he's always done for Jerry, Elaine and George.
(04/17/01 9:00am)
Usually this school offers plenty of things to complain and worry about. In fact, there is frequently a surplus of issues to be taken up, keeping us much too busy fretting to do much else.
(04/03/01 9:00am)
I made sure to stick my lucky pennies into my backpack before walking to my only final exam last term. After all, I hadn't had time to study, due to a traumatic car accident only fourteen hours before, and my grade was already far below par. Yes, I needed the pennies. I needed luck. I needed a miracle.
(02/27/01 11:00am)
Some of us are not meant to be called on in class; in fact, we really shouldn't be made to speak at all, ever. We're hard of hearing. We're bored. We're idiots. We're nervous. We have lots of reasons, and they're all valid. So I don't understand why teachers and professors are always so apt to call on us.
(02/14/01 11:00am)
The United States, one of the most modern and influential countries in the world, prides itself in its doctrines of freedom, in its foreign policies, in its position of leadership in the global community. We think of ourselves as so civilized and politically aware, as we disapprove of sweatshops and discrimination in other parts of the world.
(02/13/01 11:00am)
Already two and a half years into my "Dartmouth Career," I've suddenly decided that I've been on the wrong track all along. And it's not an uncommon occurrence. Judging by the number of fickle people I know, I'd be willing to guess that most of us have absolutely no idea what we're doing.
(01/30/01 11:00am)
Sometimes, all you need is a Devil Dog. Or a Suzy-Q. Or pizza. Or some peanut butter. I guess I'm not too picky; as long as it's junk food, it's pretty much great, and it can make a bad day so much better.
(01/24/01 11:00am)
The Supreme Court ruled in 2000 that the
(01/16/01 11:00am)
The greatest accomplishment of my career in math and science at Dartmouth, I believe, was being yelled at for talking in a 200-person lecture class. It was pretty great. The professor, armed with a microphone (it was a really big class), actually paused in the middle of a thought and said, "Excuse me, but I'm having trouble hearing myself talk." And he was looking right at me.
(01/10/01 11:00am)
We had a bizarre biology teacher in high school; she used to tell stories
(10/05/00 9:00am)
This is the true story of 15 nut cases picked to live in a country that's sort of foreign, sort of domestic, sort of ancient and sort of modern. And for the past few days, we've been finding out what happens when we stop being polite and start getting real.
(08/02/00 9:00am)
I have found a very moving force in the world, in my life. And for the first time ever, I feel the need to convert others to my way of thinking, to reverse the often-innate repulsion of country music that most of you probably hold and convince you to take a chance on the Dixie Chicks.
(07/17/00 9:00am)
My parents, I suppose, would say I am blessed, blessed with this curse of a youthful face. For they know what it's like to start growing older, to feel younger than they look, to have to remember fondly the last time they were carded while buying a bottle of wine.
(07/05/00 9:00am)
Fairy tales are a part of all children's lives.
(04/12/00 9:00am)
Well, here I am, off campus and living alone in my grandma's condo on a beach in Florida. Other than the fact that I'm having a great time lounging in the sand and basking in the sun, I've been faced with a few perplexing issues.
(03/07/00 11:00am)
I made a few comments a couple of weeks ago about how I hate Collis, how it scares me to death, how its strange combination of identities fascinates me. So when I got a blitz from the Assistant Director of the Collis Center, I thought for sure I was doomed.
(03/01/00 11:00am)
I'm not sure if my dad visiting was the cause of everything or just a symptom of something greater. In either case, his arrival on campus on Friday for a weekend visit sure acted as a catalyst of some sort, since it turned my normal week into a bizarro weekend.
(02/22/00 11:00am)
If Jerry Seinfeld ever came to Dartmouth, probably the first thing he would say is, "So what's the deal with Collis?"