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A random hookup is a lot like EBAs pizza – sure, they’re not that hot and you feel kind of gross after, but when you’re drunk they’re fantastic.
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A random hookup is a lot like EBAs pizza – sure, they’re not that hot and you feel kind of gross after, but when you’re drunk they’re fantastic.
Hello. It’s me, someone completely unqualified to offer my musical opinion, about to weigh in passionately! My tastes are the only ones that matter, because I am the foremost authority and everything that you listen to or that I haven’t heard is swill.
Overheard '16 at gym crossing: “Maybe if I let them hit me with their car, they’ll give me a job!”
Cover photos are changing, bad puns are being made, and “what you know” is being thrown. It’s women’s rush season again at Dartmouth, and whether you’re affiliated (rad), unaffiliated (rad), rushing (rad), not rushing (rad), shaking out (rad) or a dude safely removed from this process (also fine, I guess), I think we can all agree that GLOS sorority rush takes a ton of time.
Overheard ‘19: “I’m so stressed! Other ’19: “Why? What’s wrong?” ‘19: “I have a paper due tomorrow and a midterm on Wednesday. But that’s fine. I’m stressing about my Halloween costume. It might not come on time!”
With peak foliage behind us and peak anxiety ahead of us (hello, midterms), you may be wondering which peak matches your personality. Fret not — Dartbeat has the answer. After all, it's all about the climb.
With the start of this week, one freeze ended and another began – the first being the “freshman freeze” and the second being the deep chill settling into my old bones as temperatures drop and I am slowly forced to transition from getting iced to hot coffees at KAF. But what this means — other than that I will likely never make it on time to my 10 again — is that pong lines are suddenly going to become much (much) longer.
Are you fruity? Do you have an earthy bouquet and a hint of clove? Can the discerning taster detect within you subtle banana notes? Are you ready and waiting to be poured into someone's mouth from overhead? Take this quiz and find out (which boxed wine you are).
It’s the best of times, it’s the worst of times: Homecoming.
Ah, freshman fall. The glorious time of year when shmobs are formed, games are pre’d and meals are swiped.
If you ever feel intimidated by an impressive Dartmouth grad, just remember that they, too, pooped in the woods at some point.
Once upon a time, incoming students had the opportunity to test out of Writing 5. Like the days of hard alcohol or Three Guys BBQ's southwest poutine, however, the chance to escape 10 weeks of "Style: The Basics of Clarity and Grace" has been stolen from us.
Last Thursday, the few, the proud, the (only) ’16 Dartbeat writers had a conversation about whether certain sophomore summer experiences were over- or underrated. For your sake, we’ve edited the conversation to give you our decisions — overrated, underrated or appropriately rated based on student perceptions — on quintessential sophomore summer activities. Get ready, 15X!
Cuffing season may be over, but Dartmouth Seven season is just beginning. Take this quiz to find out which of campus' toughest sex spots you are.
Green Key 2015. Songs will be sung, shoes will be lost, basements will be filled with drunk alumni, boots will be rallied, T-Pain will fall in love with a stripper and you will inevitably make at least one terrible mistake. Take this quiz to find out what it'll be!
Maybe you do it for the protein. Maybe you do it for hot Collis Steve. Maybe you just like the danger of seeing someone flip your veggies, knowing that at any moment they could suffer serious burns in pursuit of the perfect golden-browned baby corn. Whatever the reason, you're in the Collis stir fry line. But which sauce will you choose?
We may be Moving Dartmouth Forward, but that doesn’t mean that all you turnt turnips aren’t still going to rage. But how will you hard-guys get drunk without hard alcohol? Follow this flow chart to find out. (Franzia. The answer is Franzia).
Hanover weather is insane. This isn’t news (that’s why it’s on Dartbeat). Four inches of snow on Wednesday? Check. Salmon shorts and sundresses on Saturday? Also check. What with this mercurial climate and the fact that you can no longer go make out with a stranger on the ground floor of AD to vent your angst, it’s normal to be feeling a little on edge. Here are a few 15Signs Hanover weather has given you trust issues.
Spring has 15Sprung in sunny Hanover, NH — meaning that there’s still a foot of snow, the Big Green more closely resembles the Big Brown and there are more people on campus then you’ve ever seen in your life. Who are you all? Are you a ’16, back from an off-term? An ’18 who’s 15Stillwondering where Silsby is? Either way, sometimes, you just have to make the hard choices (like shoving that guy out of the way in the Collis smoothie line whether he’s a ’15 or an ’18 — 15Sorrynotsorry). But the question is, what would you rather…?