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Ever wondered what SZN you are? Sick of seeing all those Instagram posts because you don’t know which #SZN fit your personality? Now is your chance to understand everything there is to know about yourself. You tell us about your Green Key, and we’ll match you with a SZN.
We all know the motto for spring term’s big weekend: “Green Key is a marathon, not a sprint.” If you’re reading this, that means you made it to the finish line (unless you’re a ghost, in which case, whoa that’s dope). It was a weekend filled with alums, sunshine, EDM and a whole lot of MDF approved alcohol. But most importantly, it was the weekend for drunk texting. And just like we do every year, Dartbeat has compiled the Green Key texts you wish you could forget:
Damn. What a loooong week. When did we start?? Tuesday? Wednesday? It’s all a blur, but the raging headache and bruises on my feet tell me I must have had a damn good time. So you want to know how I survived thrived during the marathon that was Green Key? Well, here are some of my favorite pick-me-ups and the answer to your post-Green Key rage.
’17: "What do you think is more likely, me getting with an ’11 or a ’21?" ’20: “I met this guy and his girlfriend. I went to shake his hand, and they didn't let go of each other’s hands. I literally shook both their hands still being held.” ’20: "He's so masculine. Today he was wearing dangly earrings and I still wanted to f--- him."
It’s Green Key Friday, which means that approximately zero people will be in class. But if you’re for some reason super dedicated to your perfect attendance record, never fear: What many Dartmouth students don’t realize is that empty classrooms present valuable and unique opportunities for personal growth and discovery. Here are some ways to take advantage of your empty 11/12/2 this Green Key Friday.
Ah, yes. Here we are. We have entered the szn of pastel shorts and floral rompers. The szn of darties and rallying after waking up confused and slightly tipsy at 11:00 p.m. The szn of “if I pregame my 12, will I be sober enough for my meeting with my prof at 2:30?” Yup, you guessed it. We have entered Green Key szn. Whether you are ready or not, now is time to get shit done so you can focus on alcohol consumption and taking the perfect instagram picture this weekend. In preparation for the latter, I’ve compiled a list of the most common Green Key instas for some inspiration. In preparation for the former, well, I hope you’ve started carbo-loading.
Ah, Green Key. The one week a year every Dartmouth student — wait, did you just say WEEK? That is an example of one of the many questions freshman will be asking well … now. I for one thought this was just a two-day endeavor, but like most events on campus, why just stick to simplicity when you can pregame the pregame to the pregame three days before the pregame’s pregame? I have compiled a full-on itinerary for Green Key based on upperclassmen recommendations and realistic first-year expectations, along with a few tips to make sure you survive (key word here is survive, not thrive) the biggest event of the year. If you have no idea what to do with yourself between now and Sage the Gemini’s Grammy award-winning performance, fear not, just pull up your Google calendar and get ready to rage.
You’ve been hearing those two special words from the moment you stepped on campus: Green. Key.We get it, you’re excited. You’re confused (worst class ever). Everyone always talks about how #lit Green Key is (a marathon and not a sprint, the best weekend of your life, blah blah blah), but you just can’t understand how it could possibly be more lit than a literal 60-feet-high bonfire. When you ask upperclassmen, they just laugh at you, scoffing while saying something along the lines of, “Get your work done 3 months in advance.” Don’t worry, we’ve all been there.
’19: “If you split a 5 Hour Energy, do you get two and a half hours of full energy or five hours of half energy?”’18: "He pulled trig at the farm-to-table restaurant!"
Been counting down the days to everyone's favorite event of the term? So have we.