Overheards 18F: Homecoming
'21: "I ripped my pants climbing the fire escape to get into GDXmas. The saddest part is that this has happened to me twice."
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'21: "I ripped my pants climbing the fire escape to get into GDXmas. The saddest part is that this has happened to me twice."
(214): Sorry the juul wasn't working but I just fixed it
Rho Chi: “Boys’ rush is like capitalism and girls’ rush is like socialism.”
'20: "Which sorority is K triangle?"
We all know the motto for spring term’s big weekend: “Green Key is a marathon, not a sprint.” If you’re reading this, that means you made it past the finish line, and whether or not you crawled that last leg or not, you are a CHAMPION. And no matter what your weekend was like, we're sure it was filled with loving alums, sunshine, darties and a whole lot of MDF approved alcohol. And even more potent than the surges of regret you are still reeling from in your Annex B cubicle are the drunk texts hanging over your head like a raincloud of shame. And just like we do every year, Dartbeat has compiled the most hilarious and egregious Green Key texts you'll never live down:
’17: "What do you think is more likely, me getting with an ’11 or a ’21?"
’19: “If you split a 5 Hour Energy, do you get two and a half hours of full energy or five hours of half energy?”
Overheard at 1 a.m.: "My mom just texted me. What should I say?"Friend: "'Hey.'"
Been counting down the days to everyone's favorite event of the term? So have we.
Now that Easter and Passover are over, it’s time for the unholy holiday that everyone has been waiting for. We all know you’re going to ignore that New Hampshire is a little bit behind the times, so here are some ways to celebrate Hanover style.
'20 #1: "Look at the sunset! Do you see that pretty lavender color?"’20 #2: “What are you talking about? I don't see it.”’20 #1: “What do you mean you don't see it, look at the sunset.”’20 #2: “HELLO, I’M COLORBLIND REMEMBER.”
’17: "Who wore Prada to BG?"
Grad student: “Sooo ... I missed the memo that it's illegal to drink on the Dartmouth Coach.”
Student in Thayer: “I’ll just move to the Bay Area, find myself a bro-grammer and be a trophy wife.”
’19: “It’s a lot of effort to go to an event like that not drunk.”’17: “It’s a lot of effort to do a lot of things not drunk.”
’19: “JINX! You owe me a KAF!”
CS prof: "You said ‘Vertices A, J, I’ – I heard ‘Vertices B, J, I’ oops I have a mind of my own."
Puppies in sweaters. Enough said.
'20: "I'm pissed about the napkins so last night I stole a dispenser from Collis when I was drunk."
Snow sliding off rooftops: It's a miracle that we've lived to see another day.