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Heat. You know it’s hot when the sun is out but the Collis patio is deserted.
“Voices.” With their faces staring at us as we sit on any campus toilet, we’re bound to remember the time and date of the upcoming performance.
Formal date searching. Even more stressful than upcoming finals.
“Wait how is it week 8 already?” Nobody knows, but you’d better hurry up with that bucket list.
Gov 10 surveys. Has anyone actually ever won a KAF gift card from those supposed raffles for participants?
Masters. The big weekend has finally arrived…
Masters brackets. Immediately after being released, they were scrutinized, memorized and discussed to no end.
Masters gossip. “His serve isn’t that good… Yeah, but that team saves everything… OMG wait she's a lefty?!”
Masters.In case you didn't get the message.
Crossing the X: Last night you were a hero, today you are a zero. Swugdom is only a state of mind.
Semi: When you dress up as a librarian-barbarian-Olympian on vacation so you can go to four semis in a single night.
Cliffs: If you didn’t post a picture of you at the copper mines on social media, did you even go?
Short KAF hours: It closes at 4 p.m.? Really?
Farmers’ market: FRASH STRAWBS.
Confusion re: DDS hours. “Is Novack open? When does Late Night close? Wait, is there literally no where to eat right now?”
Swimming at the river. And, without fail, getting kicked off the dock by Safety and Security.
Formal flitzes: That moment before you press “send” – arguably the most stressful event of the term.
Finals: Prepare yourself for Novack dinners.
Memorial Day Weekend: An extra day off – so much fun!
Green Key Weekend: MYGreen Key Weekend: BODYGreen Key Weekend: ISGreen Key Weekend: READY
Woodstock/Pigstick/Mud Pit pictures: We get it already, social media.
Parents: They were everywhere: eating at Foco, touring the Baker Bell Tower and even socializing at Pigstick.
Weekend recovery naps: Work Nap hard, play hard.
Pink eye: Sunglasses, complaints about Dick’s House and “No guys, I promise I'm not high…”
Mother’s Day: If you didn’t post a picture on social media with your mom, do you even love her?
Free food GroupMe: Very handy for those of us who already have negative DBA.
Grand Opening ofSkinny Pancake : A new Hanover restaurant that isn’t Thai food?
’18 on the phone:"You should ask grandma if she can make you some sick edibles."
’18:"Sometimes I’m afraid to ask questions because they know I’m stupid but they don’t know I’m that stupid."
’19: “I’m getting a test for Celiac’s this week… this might be the last beer of my life.”
’18:"I like clothing choices that emphasize that I’m unique but also like, not poor."
Alumnus:"The journal I edited in law school was totally b-side."
’19 to prospie:"I’m from California, and we drive everywhere there, so when I came here I have to actually walk to get food so I eat more to account for the calories I burn walking to get food from my dorm."
Man #1:"Did you charter a private plane the entire way?"Man #2:"No, just from Johannesburg to the safari."
Chemistry prof:"The answer is 66%, which is above the median on our last exam, so not bad."
’18 on his first crush:"She was the reason I got a MySpace."
’18 on his EARS major crush:"I want him to love me as much as he loves rocks."
’19:"Is Psi U basically the KKG of frats?"
’19 #1:"SAE is an ‘animal house’ frat."’19 #2:"I know a lot of guys outside of Psi U but I don’t know them like inside Psi U"
Midterms: Have fun trying to explain to your friends back home why you call it "midterm 3" instead of "exam 3."
Semi: When your date tells you the theme is The Disney Channel but it's actually The Discovery Channel.
Snow:It’s basically May, yet we find ourselves digging our long-lost Bean Boots out of the closet.
Snapchat stories of the snow: Common captions include: “Wtf, Hanover,” “Wait, what,” “No, thanks” and “Grim.”
Novack hecklers: Strategy for passing through Novack these days: avoid all eye contact, pretend to be late for something and look as unapproachable as possible.
Panicking '16s: With less than 50 days left until graduation, fill up on Foco cookies while you can, ’16s.
Matzah balls: Happy Passover, Dartmouth!
The Green: Big humans and little humans and puppies, oh my!
Boat shoes:Shit on one frat guy wearing them and six crop up in his place.
Birkenstocks: WHAT ARE THOOOOOSE??!!!
Collis patio: Yeah it's poppin', it's poppin', it's poppin' (we ain't frontin')
Sold-out lemonade: When life gives you lemons, give them to KAF.
Bikes: Yet another vehicle that threatens to run you over this spring season #thevigilantshallsurvive
Greek house elections: The only slate I like is a gray metaphoric rock.
Prospies playing "Never Have I Ever": "Never have I ever not committed to Dartmouth."
'17: "I had a dream that I was having sex with my best friend's sister but it turned out to be his mom.
New gym scan-in: It's the little things in life.
The return of The Box: Now that it's week 3 and we're already sick of DDS, The Box is a great alternative!
Pistachio macarons at KAF:The only reason your GroupMe is blowing up on a Tuesday.
Frat pre-rush events: The man flirting is getting kind of sickening.
Prospies: THEY'RE EVERYWHERE.
Layering: How are you to brave light-speed winds and SNOW IN APRIL with only the jean jacket you brought back from spring break?
Monday night: As Horace once wrote, "carpe ragem." You only have one week until the work piles up, make the most of your social freedom while you still can.
Tans:For those of you who answer, "Good!
Super Tuesday blues:You understand Chris Christie'spained expressionduring Donald Trump’s speech.
Week 9:Can I sleep?My mind is tellin’ me noooo, but my bodyis tellin’ me yeessss.
Formal:It's week 9 and you're trying tolose your formal date in 10 minutes.
Leaving your shiton 3FB for twelve hours:How else are you supposed to secure a study spot during finals?
Meal swipes:You got ‘em.
DBA:You don’t got ‘em.
’18: "Justin Trudeau is slowly making me gay."
’19: "Yeah, I’m too lazy to find a Valentine’s Day pic for Instagram, so my girlfriend is sending me options to choose from."
’19: "I was so hammered on Friday.
Walking: First they took our vodka, then they took our hoverboards, but they will never take our dignity.
Arson: Looks like someone dropped a fire mixtape…into a trash can.
Black ice: It’s ok, I didn’t want to be upright anyways.
Debt: As college students, we feel you, Kanye, we really do.
Layup lists: 16SoDoneWithWork
NH primary: “No, I’m not a U.S. citizen. No, I can’t vote. No, I will not get deported so Bernie Sanders can win.”
Vaginas: Is your vagina a village?