Texts from Last Night: Homecoming Edition
Friday of Homecoming wouldn't be complete without the bonfire — and Saturday morning wouldn't be complete without reading through the texts that you sent at some point during the previous night. But don't worry, you weren't the only one who felt a bit of shame or regret when you checked GroupMe the day after a #lit night. Without further ado, here is the Dartbeat compilation of the most hilarious, incoherent and occasionally worrisome texts from Homecoming weekend:
713: Just saw someone walk of shame through the lib.
347: Let's just pour tequila all over ourselves and jump on the fire.
207: get a lighter
917: she says she'll get TOW lvihersp
917: and give u one
917: wow
207: come come come
917: amazing we r at. Hidelt getting. Lighter.
917: hidelt
917: high delt
917: high delta
917: wow
650: Today I booted before, during, and after my 9L.
650: 9L? More like 9 L's.
206: Ughh I just melted my brand new pack of birth control and my student ID in the dryer, it's going to be a great week.
401: It's like being friends with you is the human equivalent of checking the box to get spammed while signing up for things and I can't find the unsubscribe button.
650: I'm the drunk person I hate when I'm sober. I'm sorry.
201: Is there late night breakfast tn?
603: yeeeAHHHWWW
603: L@te n1GHT brEAKFdt
603: Opens at
603: 1
603: 0pm
612: I'm safe but everything is terrible.
513: When you take a hit from a bong you use all four elements. Think about it for a sec.
585: does anyone have like a walking boot for my broken foot? the doctor just told me to groupme out to my sorority.
609: she's cute! she was booting so demurely.
612: I'm a student-athlete except my athlete part is drinking.