Overheards 17S: Week 9
'20: "Which sorority is K triangle?"
(Disturbed) ’20: "Novack is a beautiful sanctuary."
Overheard football players on FFB:
#1: "Yo dude, did you
just throw a banana in the recycling? Not cool."
#2: "Shit. I am a
heathen."
’17 #1: “I bequested my Phi Delt
door handle today.”
’17 #2: “Don't you have two door
handles?”
’17 #1: “Yeah, but no one would
want my Chi Gam one.”
’17: "I'm done planning threesomes. Not doing that anymore."
’20 #1: “Have you heard the
theory that two hot people don't make cute babies?”
’20 #2: “Yes, and it makes me
worried about my future.”
’19: "I want my Crocs back! I know she has them, and I know she lost my Jibbitz. The dolphin and the spider man…"
’19: “Can you help me with crafting a flitz? All of mine are just dick-related.”
’17 #1: "The past is the
past. The present is a gift."
’17 #2: "And the
future?"
’17 #2: "The future is
garbage."
Heorot ’19: "Clearly my only competition for Masters this summer are the hockey players. Baseball is not on, soccer team is beat and the heavyweight rowers? I mean, clearly if you're 6 feet 8 inches and do rowing you're not that athletic. You should be doing basketball or some shit like that."
Overhead ’20s: (in reference to “Finding Dory”)
#1: "Can you imagine
living life and then you just get randomly touched all of a sudden by hands from
nowhere?"
#2: "Yes. It's called
being a girl in a frat."