Overheards 17S: Week 4| 4/25/17 8:49pm
EARS professor: "The way we make precipitation happen ... wow, I'm really trying to not say make it rain.”
’18: "The younger classes will never understand the sick thrill of being called out for something on Yik Yak."
’18 #1: “I have
to send my phone to Lone Pine Repairs.”
’18 #2: “I'm pretty sure they can't fix a phone that was dropped in the Chi Gam hot tub.”
Overheard in Collis: "Wouldn't the roommate back in Boulder notice you dragging her mattress down the stairs and out the door?"
Overheard in KAF line:
Person #1: “So yeah, my earwax situation is out of control.”
Person #2: “That’s not at all what I meant when I asked how you were doing."
’20: “Honestly, I miss berries more than I miss my parents.”
’18: "I'm shopping for my Woodstock outfit, and it's really stressing me out because I know it'll be the most photographed day of my life, and yes I'm including my wedding day."
’18: Is anyone here in the Divorced Parents Groupme? If so, add me.”
’20: “I thought KD and KDE were the same thing…”
Overheard in Novack line:
Person #1: "I'm so glad it's the weekend. I just can't wait to go out."
Person #2: "It's only Thursday ... and you went out last night."
Overheard on FFB: "My dick appointment ditched me last night for a problem set, UGH."
’20: "Don't try me, I once crushed a watermelon between my thighs."
60-ish year old local woman: “I'm more of a squats, weights type. I'm a full blown gym rat.”
’18: “My next blackout day is next Saturday. I already have it planned.”