Other Things You Can Rush This Week

By Margaret Jones | 9/27/16 10:35am

Are you excited to devote hours and hours of your day to rush week?  Are you an eager ’20 who just cannot wait until next fall when you, too, can ~rush~? No worries, my friends. Why limit yourself to only one form of Dartmouth’s favorite fall activity when you can try eleven (!!!) new alternative forms of rush?!?

1. Big Time Rush

   

Why go through normal rush when #YOU #GOTTA #LIVE #IT #BIG #TIME

2. Rushing toward the crosswalk by the Hanover Inn 

   

Nothing says approachable like sprinting across the street when the crossing sign only has three seconds left and you are still by Lou’s (bonus points for every glare from angry drivers).

3. Rush Limbaugh

Practice your best cold and emotionless attitude, courtesy of Mr. Limbaugh himself, to help yourself stick out those late nights in the library.

4. Gold Rush 

   

Procrastinate and pay for tuition at the same time! #frugality

5. Rush Hour

   

Hanover during passing periods rivals the streets of New York City, if you ask me.

6. Mount Rushmore 

   

The ultimate example of facetime – follow Washington, Lincoln, Roosevelt and Franklin by carving your face into Mount Moosilauke. This is a surefire way to get a bid at any Greek house.

7. Rush-sia 

   

I heard Putin has pull pretty much everywhere.

8. Adrenaline Rush 

   

Not that talking to people for hours doesn’t make your heart beat fast ~*I want this to last*~

9. Rushing to Conclusions

   

Just go ahead and assume you will probably fail all of your classes and never get any sleep. Avoid disappointment while you still can!

10. Rushing the field at Homecoming 

    

Quintessential bonding for 20s may or may not result in a total adrenaline…rush.

11. Rush-sell Sage

    

The Rage Cage is now freshmen-less and probably will be until the end of time. #RIP. Relive your frat ban glory days – crank up “Everytime We Touch” and go at it with 30 of your closest friends.