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Midterms: Have fun trying to explain to your friends back home why you call it "midterm 3" instead of "exam 3."
Semi: When your date tells you the theme is The Disney Channel but it's actually The Discovery Channel. Whoops.
The Weekend: Pigstick, Woodstock and Mud Pit all in one day! And with most freshmen preoccupied with Parents' Weekend, it truly is a wondrous time to be alive.
Mother's Day: You probably forgot this Sunday is Mother's Day. Consider this a friendly reminder to thank the first woman you've ever been inside of.
Composite photos: No matter how hard you try, the house dog will always be more photogenic.
Course election: 16X layup lists spreading faster than pink eye.